folkmessiah:

getting spoken to as if i’m straight by straight people who assume everyone is straight, subsequently feeling like the world’s most useless and irritated secret agent

adamsmasher:

dodecalejo:

monkeysaysficus:

WHY IS THERE NO HUMMINGBIRD POKEMON?

The fact that there are no hummingbirds in japan may be a reason

There are no karate monkeys either but we got like twenty of those so

blendedz0nes:

I just want someone to want me as much as I want them for once

girigarcon:

i specialize in being gay and complaining

trubografx16:

i had a dream that i watched the music video for the song 21 guns then went to google and typed in search “site:gamefaqs how to unlock the 22nd gun” and immediately woke up